"I don't really want to start my honeymoon covered in blood, otherwise that's what we'd be up to right now." She leans into him, hand trailing up his arm, as she gives a wicked grin at one of the sleek and startled techbros who'd made the mistake of talking to her earlier.

She wasn't exactly surprised to find that now having a wedding ring wouldn't stop them (the engagement ring hadn't). But, her casual yet horrifying responses to their advances, in addition to the way Eddie The Bear is eyeing them leaves them in a hurry to pay their check and clear out.

No regrets.

"Of course it was corny. It's not a wedding if there's not at least a little corn; just the perfect amount of corn. I'll have you know, though, that if I go first I'm coming back to haunt you."